fierce-katzchen: “ unclefather: “ ketchupcapacity: “ matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: “ hooligan-nova: “ nflstreet: “Shakira Law ” Do we start with: 1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings 2. “Shakira Law” 3. The...

fierce-katzchen:

unclefather:

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matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:

hooligan-nova:

nflstreet:

Shakira Law

Do we start with:

1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings

2. “Shakira Law”

3. The implication that children either know arabic or will become muslims by eating a donut.

4. “Free Islamic Donut”

5. or that starbucks is giving kids weird donuts for free and expects there to be no questions about the intricate writing.

One donut to fool them all 

6. Starbucks doesn’t sell donuts

There is one and only one shakira law.
1. Thou hips shalt not lie

How do you fuck up this bad

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honeybruh:

sisterofsteam:

fourtygay:

aniseandspearmint:

jeza-red:

skidar:

nichaelforyou:

put it back and lets pretend this never existed

Don’t put it back, its an aggressive invasive species 

Christ

That’s a lot of nuggets right there

can u imagine going noodlin and this chomps down on you oh my god

Duuuuude!! Catfish grow to the amount of food there is which means the river these guys came from must be plentiful as fuck, or it’s eating the native species. 
PSA: do NOT catch and release catfish. The fuckers will screw with the rivers ecosystem if they’re not native to the area.
These are the sort of size fish that WILL have a go at eating people as well, they will probs chock but yeah.
Catfish have little to no sight, since they’re bottom feeders they scout for food mostly using their feelers, and just swallow whatever they think can fit in their mouths. 


I watch a lot of Jeremy Wades River Monsters when I’m bored. The shit he films is ridiculous and I love it.

Edit: Cat fish are also cannibals if there’s no other food source.

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